Huh?
You're asking yourself, "What the heck is this all about?" Well, here's our answer...

Textvertise is a service of hijinks design providing ad rotation around our expanding family of targeted websites. In just a few short minutes, and for an extremely low and competitive rate, you can have your advertisement in front of the eyes of interested readers.

Your campaign's performance can be modified and monitored securely, 24 hours a day, at your convenience, with the use of our customer interface which provides access to campaign statistics, graphs, historical data and more. Our service allows advertisers the ability to individually target individual ads. We currently offer the ability to target based on campaign start date, day of week and time of day your ads run, and even the type and version of the web browser your intended ad's viewers uses!

Text-based ads have many powerful advantages over traditional graphical banner advertising. For instance, they download almost instantly and are not affected by ad blocking software. In addition, text ads are generally much less expensive than graphical advertising and are in many cases more effective.

How?
All you have to do is fill out a simple form with your contact information and the text you'd like for your advertisement. You will have the opportunity to select how many impressions (An impression is the opportunity for a visitor to be exposed to your ad.) you would like to initially purchase and when you would like your campaign to begin.

The current cost is $2 per 1,000 impressions ($2/CPM) with a minimum purchase of $10. Please note that Textvertise rates are dynamic and will rise with demand. So act now while they're still dirt cheap! What's "dirt cheap" all about, anyway?

Payment is securely handled via PayPal which offers immediate sign up and allows you to send money electronically from your checking account or credit card. Once your payment is received, your ad will be reviewed after submittal and if approved it will shortly after appear in ad rotation on the hosting sites. Once registered, you may purchase additional impressions for your campaign at your convenience.

Please note that if your ad is denied upon initial receipt we will refund your payment, minus any PayPal service fees. Feel free to "pre-approve" any ads you're unsure of by checking with us before you sign up. If, at any time, your advertisement is deemed to contain material which is libelous, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, abusive or otherwise violates any law, the offending ad will be deleted from rotation with no refund given.

Join the Family!
If you have your own website, and want to make some extra cash, you may be able to join our family of advertising hosts. Contact us for more information.

We also offer traditional graphical banner advertising as well as many other online services such as design, programming and web hosting. We look forward to being able to provide you with our services and hope that you will tell everyone you know about what we enjoy offering you here at hijinks.